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This video is a must for any Monkey Island fan. If you're not a fan, watch it anyways. It has no spoilers and is funny regardless.Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!Edward: A sailin´ out to sea.Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!Haggis:We can sing in every clef!Edward:We can even hit the high notes!Haggis:It's just too bad we're tone deaf!All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!Edward:We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!Edward:We're thieving balladeers.Haggis:A gang of cutthroat mugs.Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!Edward:Just really good ear plugs!All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.Bill: We'll battle you on land.Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!Guybrush: No, it wasn't.Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.Haggis:Have we pity? Not a dram!Edward:We all eat roasted garlic...Haggis:...then sing from the diaphragm!All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!Bill: If ye try ta fight us...Haggis:...you will get a nasty whackin´!Edward:If ya disrespect our singing´...Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...Edward:...but we have to rest five measures.All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!All: A pirate I was meant to be!All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.Haggis: And...!Haggis: ...um...Bill: Well...Edward:...err...Bill: Door hinge?Edward:No, no...Bill: Guess the song's over, then.Haggis:Guess so.Edward:Okay, back to work.Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

Channel: Comedy
Added: December 31, 1969 at 3:59 pm
Author: XxStevenLexX
Length: 04:11
Rating: 4.91
Views: 137190